Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Lions and Tigers and Leopards
I had this other big-cat dream a month ago. We were hunting them. Me and my family and all our friends. You were at the front of our group, Rob, and suddenly this snow leopard pounces on you. And it's cuddling you and wiping its huge pink tongue all over your face. And we're all holding our breath because it's a huge fucking beast and it's got its giant paws on your shoulders. But it's real friendly, and I know it's doing this to convince us not to kill of its species. It's rubbing it's huge head across your body, Rob, this big cat, and it's asking you, and all of us, not to kill them, not to wipe them out.